Biological Unisex T-Shirt

On July 26, 2023 the United States held a hearing in which eye witnesses stated the government had possession of UAP or Unidentified Anomalous Phenomena. But the statement we are most excited for is when they clearly stated to have collected " Non-human Biologics."

Now we know that the people of the United States have be overly desensitized due to living through one historical event after another and this news was nothing new to any of us. But would it not be cool AF to have this fresh shirt to wear for first contact? 

• 5.5 oz./yd², 100% soft spun cotton, 20 singles

• Set-in rib collar with shoulder-to-shoulder taping

• Double-needle sleeve and bottom hem

• Preshrunk to minimize shrinkage

• Wash inside out in cold water

• Hang Dry